✨Cat Lover✨

chillwerewolf:

small child: [absolutely incomprehensible gibberish]

me:

(via toastbutteregg)

brownbarbiesugar:

bob-belcher:

Me: is this job really worth it????

My bills:

my internal dialogue as I stare at yet another wrinkled, hairy ball sack. 

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

literallyaflame:

me: how do I get rid of big painful acne
everyone: first of all NEVER touch, pop, or pick at it!!!!!
me, blood on my face, a big disgrace: alright cool so I failed step one

(via bitter-badfem-harpy)

franeur:

nowhites:

being on here makes me realize that common sense definitely aint common cuz some of you are just stone cold dumb asses

- Descartes

(via bitter-badfem-harpy)

Crazy looking at my account from when I was in my early teens to now being in my early 20s. So much has changed and it did get better. Hope everyone is doing well.

setheverman:

Dw🅰️yne “The 🆑ock” 🅱️ohnson

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

thecolorofafandom:

hellhoundearring:

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

(via perks-of-being-chinese)